Shit man... You had to ask, didn't you?

Call me Selki.

I'm Irish. Atheist.

I stand with the Avengers.

It's the Pool-Pocalypse.

NOT TODAY.

DON'T YOU DARE USE 'PARTY' AS A VERB IN THIS BLOG!

So we had a party last night and someone doubted my ability to open a bra through a girl’s top.

And so a competition began.

And we timed it.

Third place: Stuart, with 4.7 seconds.

Second place: Michael, with 3.6 seconds.

And first place: Me, Selki, with 1.18 seconds.

Thank you. Thank you.

Ladies if you would line up in front of me…